The church of Scientology has scrapped plans to open up a church in Mayobridge it has been revealed.
The church that believes when you die you go to planet Zog and live with Aliens led by a man called Xenu have claimed even Mayobridge is ‘too fucked up and weird’ for them.
The leader of Scientology David Miscavige told Newry Spud:
“Initially we were really excited about opening a chapter of the church in Mayobridge . Then we spent a week in it. Although we believe humans evolved from sea clams and that we live in a Galactic Federation but fuck, Mayobridge people are just plain and utter lunatics.”