There’s been a scientific study commissioned to try and establish why any local people still go to The Marine Tavern we can reveal.
For many years the presence of new generation after new generation at the Warrenpoint spot has left the scientific community scratching their heads with disbelief.
Lead scientist John Smyth told Newry Spud:
“We finally secured funding after many years of asking to investigate the phenomenon that is ‘The Marine’ but we fear it may be too late for many generations who went bravely before us.
As a man I can see the attraction of horny MILF’s and maybe would indulge once a year. But how this place is still allowed to operate every weekend is currently a fucking mystery.”