Sun. Nov 29th, 2020


A report from the Office Of National Statistics have revealed that there it has been scientifically proven that it is ‘Hard to bate a good ride’ we can reveal.

The study that has taken over 10 years to conclude and had several study cases from the Newry area revealed something that most of us already suspected.

A scientist who worked on the study told us:

“We have been trying to find out for many years what things are ‘hard to bate’ and after many case studies it is now decided that it is ‘hard to bate a good ride’.

While there are many other things that are ‘hard to bate’ such as pints and Friar Tuck’s Chicken Boorgers the ‘Ride’ has been conclusively voted as the thing that is hard to bate.”

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