Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


Are you worrying about the severe hangovers coming up to the Christmas celebrations? Fear not people. Newry Spud’s scientific research unit have conducted a study and we can reveal that drinking a bottle of Lucozade will cancel out the 16 pints from the night before.

These results will revolutionise the way Newry folk recover from terrible alcohol fueled shenanigans.

One local border-line alcoholic told Newry Spud:

“This is a game changer. Basically what you’re telling me is that I can indulge in as many drinks as I want then a bottle of Lucozade in the morning will rid my body of all the shite I’ve dumped in it? Wow, bring it on baah.”

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