Wed. Jan 27th, 2021


While ‘Killer Clowns’ have dominated the media this past few months the people of Bessbrook are wondering what all the fuss is about as they have had to deal with scary clowns walking around for years it has been revealed.

Apparently the new craze is for total fuckwits to dress as scary killer clowns and jump out behind trees or bushes and chase unsuspecting members of the public.

We spoke with one Bessbrook woman Mary Edgar who asked not to be named who told us:

“We’ve been dealing with scary clowns a life time in Newry, I fucking married the biggest clown you’ll ever see. If these killer clowns jump out on me they’ll get an awful punch in the jaw I’ll tell you thon for nothing.”

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