World famous time travellers from the TV show ‘Quantum Leap’ Sam Beckett and Al Calavicci who have been travelling around in a time vacuum for the past 35 years have landed in Derrybeg and have appealed for help to ‘get us back to the 1800’s to fuck’ we can reveal.
The pair was discovered this afternoon walking around the area with shocked and bemused looks upon their faces.
We spoke with Sam who told us:
“I can’t believe our little machine ‘Ziggy’ took us to this desolated place. He’s taken us to the deep American south during the 1960’s, India during the famine and even once to the front lines of World War 2.
But this place is truly shocking beyond belief. We would ask anyone reading this with an interest in quantum physics what can help us get to fuck out of here to please come forward.”