Wed. Nov 25th, 2020


People are coming to the disappointing realisation that the same useless politicians have once again been voted back into power.

In Newry, thousands of people flocked to polling stations to vote politicians into power.

One voter told Newry Spud:

“Ahh, fuck sake, I can’t believe these same useless pricks have been elected again. Jesus wept.”

We spoke to one of the elected MP’s who told Newry Spud:

“My first and by far my most important course of action is to set up my expenses account. I’ve kept all my receipts from my campaign and I’ll be looking to claim them back forthwith.”

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