The children of Newry just might be slightly unhappy this year as their favourite reindeer has been sacked after Santa bought a SatNav on the Newry Buy & Sell Facebook page North Pole officials have confirmed today.
The Newry Buy & Sell page that offers all kinds of stolen and broken shite is singlehandedly now responsible for getting Rudolph the reindeer shot and made into glue.
A Newry Buy & Sell official told Newry Spud:
“Look, while we regret hearing the awful news about Rudolph we cannot stop Santa coming to our page and taking advantage of the great offers to be had. I actually sold him the SatNav and he was adamant Rudolph was at the age now that he is getting lost most of the time.”