massage

A new massage parlour is to open in Mayobridge on Monday it has been revealed.

The owners Ivanna Jerkitov and Wanda Rimmer both from Burren are excited about opening the first parlour of its kind in the Newry district.

Ivana & Wanda told Newry Spud:

“We’re really looking forward to it, ‘Rub & Tug’ is a massage parlour that promises one thing – our customers always get a ‘happy ending’, that’s all we’re saying baah.”

One local who enjoys a relaxing massage Kevin Hillen told Newry Spud:

“Great news this, we have been crying out for this type of massage parlour in the Newry area for years. As an amateur cyclist and to be honest an old man I need a good rub down after a cycle, I’m not too sure what the ‘tug’ part is about to be honest but I’m looking fucking forward to finding out.”