Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020


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The entire village of Rostrevor has won a local look-a-like competition.

Judges at the annual Newry & Armagh Look-a-Like Competition made the announcement after deliberating for three hours.

Judge Betty Quinn told Newry Spud:

“It was so difficult trying to tell people apart. The only difference we came across was that one person had four eyes instead of the usual three. Everyone had hunchbacks and webbed fingers. Time was getting on and in the end; we decided that everyone in the village should win.”

One of the winners went out and bought four cans of Harp to celebrate.

“It’s great that we all look like each other like. We had a murder here a few months back and police couldn’t tell who it was because their DNA matched everyone else’s. That’s the sort of lovely community spirit we love up here in Rostrevor.”

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