Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021


The PSNI have launched a major investigation today after the village of Rostrevor was stolen by thieves sometime in the early hours of Tuesday morning.

Members of the public from neighbouring Warrenpoint first noticed the pint sized village had gone AWOL when they were unable to commute to work in Killowen, instead finding a great big bottomless hole full of mist and cloud.

Police Superintendent Peter Mugshot told Newry Spud “There isn’t a great deal in Rostrevor and it’s a pretty small and piddling sort of place that many people might not see as being particularly significant so the thieves may have imagined they were committing a victimless crime.

However I can assure them that the theft of any part of her majesty’s geographical kingdom will be taken very seriously by our officers and we will be assigning a very experienced Police Constable to investigate.”

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