Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020

The under fire President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe is to fly out of his beloved homeland tonight and has already stated his intentions to oust NMDDC Chairperson Roisin Mulgrew from her position as Chairperson of the Council we can reveal.

Close aides to the Zanu-PF party leader say the 93 year-old dictator has already bought a 2 bedroom terrace house in the Derrybeg district.

One Mugabe spokesman told Newry Spud:

“We will land in Belfast airport tonight around 9pm before making our coup d’etat on the Newry Mourne & Down District Council. We have already got support from across the board with the SDLP’s Kate Loughran & Independent Henry Reilly secretly gathering support for Mr Mugabe to take power.”

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