The increasing number of potholes in the south Armagh area have been explained we can reveal.
The potholes are merely Francie Bellew’s footprints a Council watchdog has said.
One Council official told Newry Spud:
“We’ve been wondering for years what could possibly be causing these potholes. We erected CCTV in the most affected areas and low and behold we discovered it was former Armagh & Cross full back Francie Bellew’s footprints.”
It is also thought the recent rainfall was Francie crying however that was quickly dismissed as Francie Bellew never cries.