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The increasing number of potholes in the south Armagh area have been explained we can reveal.

The potholes are merely Francie Bellew’s footprints a Council watchdog has said.

One Council official told Newry Spud:

“We’ve been wondering for years what could possibly be causing these potholes. We erected CCTV in the most affected areas and low and behold we discovered it was former Armagh & Cross full back Francie Bellew’s footprints.”

It is also thought the recent rainfall was Francie crying however that was quickly dismissed as Francie Bellew never cries.

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