Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021

There’s been breaking news today that your uncle Eamon was definitely in the RA we can now confirm.

Eamon your shady uncle who always says ‘say nothing till you hear more’ and ‘no loose talk’ was unavailable for comment.

However his nephew told us:

“Yeah, uncle Eamon is an awful cute hure who was definitely up to something in the 80’s and 90’s. I seen him burying something in the back garden just 2 days after the Northern Bank robbery. He said it was the family dog but we never had a dog in our lives.”

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