Tue. Jan 19th, 2021


A report released today suggests that 90% of all Newry men lifting anything in a two man effort cannot help themselves saying ‘To you, to me’ as made famous by the Chuckle Brothers kids programme.

Although most of those engaged in such infantile behaviour are normally intelligent and somewhat normal human beings they simply can’t help themselves.

A leading professor of human science told Newry Spud:

“Our studies confirm that men between 27-45 years of age will always say ‘to you, to me’ when carrying a heavy object such as a couch, sofa or table. We are unsure why this is the case.”

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