Sun. Dec 6th, 2020

There is a direct link that any south Armagh Mercs or BMW’s with R plates on them that suggests ‘Daddy’s doing well with the Diesel & Fags ’ we can reveal.

A recent report by the Council showed that you can’t go a mile in the south Armagh area without seeing some little wanker in a big fancy yoke.

We spoke with one such wee bastard Fearghal Shit-Kicker who told us:

“Ah here, the oul boy is doing well on the diesel and the fags’ fein. Sure, what else would he spend the money on but yokes and a new extension onto our mansion?”

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