Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021



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Newry Pulse gym in the Sports Centre has received 28 complaints this month about the distraction being caused by the manageress Toni O’Prey we can reveal.

O’Prey who by all accounts is excellent at her work unfortunately for the gym users has a most beautiful rear-end that puts most of the men off their work outs.




We spoke with one man Liam SmallArms and he told us:

“I was one of the lads that complained. She’s a lovely girl and all but you don’t need to be put off your sets when all you can see is Toni and her arse that could crack an acorn open just by looking at it. It’s not fair on use red blooded men using the gym.”



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