Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

A massive cocaine ring has been smashed in Newry we can reveal.

PSNI raided several rooms in the Ashgrove Care Home on the Belfast Road this morning at 9:30am smashing what is thought to be ‘A Significant Drugs Ring’.

A PSNI detective in charge of the raid told Newry Spud:

“We heard that some of the pensioners have infiltrated the highly lucrative cocaine trade both making and distributing the Class A drug. One of the residents an 87 year-old man watched Breaking Bad on Netflix and started to fucking make cocaine in the toilets. You couldn’t make it up.”

An Ashgrove Care Home spokesman told us:

“We are quite bemused by this. Half of the people here can hardly spell their name never mind make a sophisticated drug chemical. If we knew we’d have got in on the act and made a few grand.”

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