Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

The areas of Bessbrook and Camlough have been given a massive boost today with the news that US President Elect Joe Biden will line out for the Craobh Rua Camlocha senior hurling panel next season we can reveal.

Biden from Scranton in Pennsylvania has links to both Carlingford in county Louth and Camlough at the gateway to south Armagh.

President Elect Biden told Newry Spud:

“I’ve always loved my Irish roots and played hurling for a small team in Scranton. I play full forward and have an average of 3 goals and 8 points per game. I suppose you could call me a tasty timber merchant.

When I got a phone call late last night from Pat McGinn enquiring about my availability for next year I couldn’t turn down the chance to play for the famous Craobh Rua Camlocha club. I particularly can’t wait to get stuck into the Killeavy fuckers up the road.”

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