Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

The Department for Infrastructure has made the announcement that they will  place portable toilets on the Camlough Road for folks stuck in traffic to ‘easily relieve themselves’ in a safe and comfortable environment.

The move comes after numerous motorists soiled themselves in their cars while waiting to get into the city or indeed to get out of it on Monaghan Street.

A Department for Infrastructure spokesman told us:

“We can’t let the people of Newry keep on shitting and pissing themselves just because they cant get in and out of the city in a timely manner. 

These portable toilets will help those in long traffic queues on the Camlough Road and we hope they will be used and treated with respect accordingly.”

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