Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

There has been an extraordinary appearance of two Popes in Newry today after the recent erection of British Parachute Regiment flags at Latt Crescent we can reveal.

The late Pope John Paul II has been seen in his ‘Pope Mobile’ alongside current Pope Francis walking along the roadside erecting Papal flags with Irish tri-colours.

One onlooker told Newry Spud:

“It is quite unbelievable. Pope John Paul II obviously loved Newry so much that he would show his disgust for such symbols of British murder by asking God if he could come down to earth and have a spin in the Pope mobile with his current Pope to remove the offending flags.”

Pope Francis told us:

“It is true. We removed the Para flags and replaced them with my papal flag and the flag if Ireland. We love you Newry.”

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