Pope In Dominican Tonight To Give Box In Mouth With Holy Communion

The Pope has said he will be saying Mass tonight at 7:30PM’s vigil Mass but will be giving a box in the mouth to women who come up for communion.

This is a decision that he is taking after footage emerged of him slapping the hand of a pilgrim on Thursday.

The Pope told Newry Spud:

“We will be in the Dominican tonight to give Communion but I will be standing on the side aisle receiving only females to which I will give a swift punch on the jaw to just to keep them in line and to make sure they swallow the Eucharist.”