Pervert On Hill Street Looking Forward To Sun Coming Out To See Diddies

A local pervert is praying that the warm weather will return again so the women of the city return to the Hill Street with their ‘diddies out’ we can now reveal.

The miserable man who has nothing better to do than to sit outside the Cathedral eyeing up the women has stated that he just hopes the warm weather gets here quickly.

The man 57 year-old P.Ennis told us:

“It’s a holy terra with this rain and wind. I sit outside the Cathedral and love looking at the yokes walking around Hill Street with their wobblers out.  I can only pray that God will send a bit of sun to get the yokes out again.”