Sun. Jan 24th, 2021


Residents of Bessbrook have been left reeling after a Christmas tree was erected that looks very much like a penis.  Local resident Mickey Toole summed up what most of his neighbours thought about the oddly-shaped spruce, saying: “Let’s be honest, it looks more like a penis than a Christmas tree.”

Locals are waiting with trepidation to see what the decorations will look like, with one stating, “They will probably put two big balls on the bottom to finish it off.”


Nobody from the council was available for comment however local MLA Danny Kennedy stated “The tree should be immediately changed. It is entirely inappropriate and looks like a giant penis.”


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