A new Men Only massage parlour is opening in Newry we can reveal.
‘Massage Your Berry’ will open on Hill Street on Monday and is expected to be a huge hit with ‘tired and emotional’ businessmen passing through the city.
The massage parlour will be opened by former DUP and Independent Unionist Paul Berry who himself is a professional when it comes to ‘sports injury’ massages.
Mr Berry told Newry Spud:
“As a specialist in this field I hope to bring a firm and masculine touch to men ONLY in my new massage parlour. It will be open mainly for businessmen passing through the city but any Sunday World journalist is definitely barred from the premises. You can book an appointment via any ‘manly’ chatrooms online or send me a text message.”