Bessbrook Pastor Barrie Halliday has been sensationally fast-tracked to the top of the KKK we can reveal.

The man of God who this week posted a video on Facebook encouraging people of colour to ‘go back home in boats’ will take up the tittle as International Grand Wizard.

Barrie told us:

“Obviously this a great day not just for myself but indeed for the white Anglo Saxon Protestant people of south Armagh the whole 17 of us. I will continue with my everyday pastoral work with my flock in south Armagh while taking to Facebook to spread hate for the KKK by night after a few cans of Strongbow. God bless you all, well you white prods the rest of you can all fuck aff back to your own countries.”