Parking like a Dick-Head Worse Than Smoking Feg In Car Say Newry Drivers


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Parking like an absolute Cock-Womble is ‘far worse’ than being stuck in a car with someone smoking a feg, Newry motorists have agreed today.

Motorist Martin Quinn told Newry Spud:

“I absolutely agree with the in-car smoking ban, it makes sense. But if I had to choose between getting locked in a car with someone smoking twenty Benson & Hedges with the windows rolled up, or sitting next to someone who straddles two parking bays in Tesco or Dunne’s for no fucking reason, I’d opt for the second-hand smoke any day of the week”.

Martin added: “What about my risk of severe health problems when I can’t find a parking space at Dunne’s because some wank-pot decides to diagonally park across four bays in his stupid BMW? I get serious rage headaches, and that can’t be good for my long term health. Wankers baah.”