Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

There was panic in Mayobridge today after reported sightings of a ‘Bigfoot’ type creature walking around the small village.

However fears were put to rest after it was revealed it was only a local villager who hasn’t had a bath or shave in 3 years.

Shocked onlookers ran in absolute ‘horror and distress’ using local shops and houses to take cover as the local man walked obliviously around the village.

We spoke with one terrified local who told us:

“It was pandemonium in the village today. We saw the dark figure of an ape like looking creature coming up the street. After about 10 minutes we all realised it was a local man who is well known not to wash or shave. We are all quite relieved.”

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