An overweight man was arrested in Newry Swimming pool today after he was mistaken for a woman exposing her breasts we can reveal.
The 33 year-old man was just in for an innocent swim when the terrible incident unfolded.
A Newry Leisure Centre spokesman told us:
““We have very strict laws in the swimming pool. What if there was a young child in the water and he happened to catch a glimpse of the size of his diddies?
We took swift action when we thought it was a deranged woman running around with her wobblers out.”