Wed. Jan 20th, 2021

An overweight man was arrested in Newry Swimming pool today after he was mistaken for a woman exposing her breasts we can reveal.

The 33 year-old man was just in for an innocent swim when the terrible incident unfolded.

A Newry Leisure Centre spokesman told us:

““We have very strict laws in the swimming pool. What if there was a young child in the water and he happened to catch a glimpse of the size of his diddies?

We took swift action when we thought it was a deranged woman running around with her wobblers out.”

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