Sat. Nov 28th, 2020


Former Olympian Oscar Pistorius was released today for the murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.

Initial reports coming from the South African media was that he was to spend his six year sentence in South Africa but the Judge had an even worse fate in mind for the blade running maniac.

The judge has ordered Mr Pistorius to serve out the last 3 years in a the backward little village of Burren.

This has prompted calls from human rights group Amnesty International calling for the Judge to reconsider as ‘such a punishment doesn’t fit the crime of murder.’

But Judge Thokozile Masipa was adamant that the stumped-leg psychopath will have to serve his last 3 years in Burren and ‘live with the local peasantry’ she added, ‘if this doesn’t deter you from crime, then nothing will.’

A spokesman from the Burren Community Association told Newry Spud:

“We are looking forward to welcoming Oscar to the community; he clearly didn’t mean to shoot the girl, who hasn’t shot a gun at 4am in the morning through a closed door? LOL.”

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