Thu. Nov 26th, 2020


An old woman from Newry has amazingly successfully reversed parked on the first go we can reveal.

74 year-old Maggie Floppyflapps was visiting Dunne’s today and as onlookers testified to Newry Spud she pulled off the parking maneuverer on her first time.

One eyewitness told Newry Spud:

“Whenever Maggie tries to reverse park we have an absolute ball of a time watching her. She usually takes about 35 minutes to park as she’s a blind old bat. Anyway, she came today as usual and bang, reversed in first time. Unbelievable.”

Maggie told Newry Spud:

“I forgot my glasses today so I just guessed what I was doing. Even though I parked on the first go I am almost absolutely confident that I knocked down 2 men, one woman and a dog.”

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