An old woman from Newry has amazingly successfully reversed parked on the first go we can reveal.
74 year-old Maggie Floppyflapps was visiting Dunne’s today and as onlookers testified to Newry Spud she pulled off the parking maneuverer on her first time.
One eyewitness told Newry Spud:
“Whenever Maggie tries to reverse park we have an absolute ball of a time watching her. She usually takes about 35 minutes to park as she’s a blind old bat. Anyway, she came today as usual and bang, reversed in first time. Unbelievable.”
Maggie told Newry Spud:
“I forgot my glasses today so I just guessed what I was doing. Even though I parked on the first go I am almost absolutely confident that I knocked down 2 men, one woman and a dog.”