Old Newry Man Mistakes Dildo As Stress Reliever

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Newry locals got a good laugh on Sunday night.

Peader, an 84 year-old man got quite the looks when he seemed to have mistaken a dildo for a stress reliever.

Peader thought that a 7ft bouncy and thick dildo was a stress reliever.  You know, the kind you squish with your hand.

“All I saw was an old man holding a dildo that was swaying back and forth.  He was squishing the shaft over and over again.  I was like, what the fuck is this man doing.”

We spoke with Peader’s son who said his Da just has a hard time seeing as his eyesight is failing.

“I gave him an actual stress reliever ball that he can carry wherever he goes.  No more dildos.” Peader’s son stated.

If you ever see an old man waving a dildo around, please call Peader’s son at 077376454536373