Sat. Dec 5th, 2020

OJ Simpson has decided to move to Newry after his release from prison for armed robbery we can reveal.

Simpson has reportedly asked McVeigh Property Services to get him a 2 bedroom house in the Barcroft area of the city.

Simpson spoke to Newry Spud this morning and told us:

“I’m happy to reveal that I’ve decided to leave Los Angeles behind me and move to the growing metropolis of Newry. I’ve heard great things about the city. Apparently there are plenty of women with loose morals and plenty of shady pubs and clubs I can visit. I’ve also took up a position with local shop Around A Pound as a shelf stacker.”

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