Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


Armagh will definitely beat Tyrone tomorrow in Croke Park according to every Armagh person from Crossmaglen to Newry we can reveal.

Sayings like ‘ah on the day we’re as good as any county’ and ‘Geezer has the boys ready for thon Tyrone Bastards’ can be heard far and wide.

Armagh Supporters Society (ASS) spokesman Alan McArdle told Newry Spud:

“I can’t see us getting bate if truth were to be towl. There’s an All-Ireland in that team. After beating the powerhouses of gaelic football;Tipperary I told everyone we’d go the whole way.”

Meanwhile every fucker in Tyrone and most Down fans are laughing at the thought of an Armagh win.

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