Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020


An obese Newry woman has said she will start eating Cadbury Fruit & Nut as an alternative healthier option to plain chocolate we can reveal.

The 25 stone woman from Barcroft who while ‘isn’t a big eater’ and who is ‘big boned’ is hoping the fresh intake of fruits and nuts in the chocolate will help shift those extra stones.

Joanne Fatspatrick told us:

“While I take some blame for getting so big it is actually down to my genes and the fact I’m a big boned person. It’s mainly just puppy fat.

Anyway, I’m almost certain that this switch to fruit & nut chocolate will help shed those extra stones. I’m also switching from Boost energy drink to Lucozade to cut out an extra few empty calories.”

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