Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

Nike has confirmed the launch of the new ‘Nike Air Dealer Max’ boot that will be launched exclusively in the Crossmaglen and Dorsey areas we can reveal.

The traditional footwear of the south Armagh ‘muck savage’ farmer will be sensationally taken into the 21st Century with the Nike Air Max creation.

A Nike Ireland spokesman told Newry Spud:

“We noticed we had a massive market gap in the south Armagh areas of Crossmaglen and Dorsey so we decided to try and create a ‘Dealer Boot’ with Nike Air Max soles integrated into the design to give the wearer a more comfortable experience while they are out spreading silage or relaxing with their Buer listening to Garth Brooks.”

One 24 year-old Crossmaglen told us:

“Ahh this news is the best thing to hit the village since Oisin McConville boy. I’m beside myself with excitement altogether hi. Hopefully they go well with the blue jeans and check shirt. Rulya Fein.”

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