The leader of the BREXIT party Nigel Farage was in Newry today to launch a new line of milkshakes in Timoney’s Ice-Cream shop we can reveal.
Farage who was splashed with a milkshake while on a walkabout in Newcastle Upon Tyne yesterday was in the city to drum up support to leave the EU.
Farage told Newry Spud:
“Because of all the massive media coverage concerning the milkshake incident yesterday I was only too delighted to help raise awareness of Timoney’s milkshakes.
Thankfully nobody in Newry fucked any over me but I’m due to go to Mayobridge tonight. I hear they throw cow shite on people as a way to welcome people into the community.”