Thu. Feb 25th, 2021
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The leader of the BREXIT party Nigel Farage was in Newry today to launch a new line of milkshakes in Timoney’s Ice-Cream shop we can reveal.

Farage who was splashed with a milkshake while on a walkabout in Newcastle Upon Tyne yesterday was in the city to drum up support to leave the EU.

Farage told Newry Spud:

“Because of all the massive media coverage concerning the milkshake incident yesterday I was only too delighted to help raise awareness of Timoney’s milkshakes.

Thankfully nobody in Newry fucked any over me but I’m due to go to Mayobridge tonight. I hear they throw cow shite on people as a way to welcome people into the community.”

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