Newry perverts have reacted with absolute glee to the news that weather forecasters believe Newry is to get a heat wave from Monday onward.
We spoke with one local pervert Barry Mapolein who told Newry Spud:
“Me and my mate Justin Hermouth can’t bloody wait, once the sun comes out the diddies come out. We are thinking of just camping out on Hill Street tonight so we can be up bright and early and have a ringside view of the chicks walking by. We can’t really wait, so excited.”
There is expected to be a huge surge in older married men volunteering to go in to town to do the shopping with this heat wave in order to get a glimpse of the bare flesh that will surely be on show.