Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020

icelanddriver

Newry’s Iceland delivery driver hates you it has been confirmed.

While most of us take responsibility for our own grocery deliveries as we have two legs and two arms a large number of Newry is struck with a condition known as ‘Lazybastarditis’.




We spoke with the delivery driver James HeavyArms and he told Newry Spud:

“It sickens my hole to be honest with you. How fucking lazy can these cunts in Newry be? I mean, come on, it’s not hard to take your own shite home.

Don’t get me wrong I don’t mind taking the pensioner’s groceries home but most of the people I deliver to have 3 cars and are sitting picking their holes while I carry these heavy fucking crates to them.”



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