Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021

There is massive news on the Newry cheating scene with Maya Café on Monaghan Street now being the number 1 Café of choice for those having an affair we can reveal.

There was stiff competition for the much sought after title with Café Krem and Synge & Byrne coming in close 2nd and 3rd respectively.

We spoke with delighted owner Pilib Ó Bardáin who told Newry Spud:

“This is one of our most proudest moments to be recognised by the many great customers we have who decide to have an affair. I think it’s down to our cosy and intimate space that is away from most preying eyes.  Do we get a plaque or anything like that 4 In A Bed programme on Channel 4?”

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