The Newry Busy Bus is to be replaced by the 1998 Venga Boys Venga Bus we can reveal.
The bus famous from the hit song ‘We Like To Party’ will hopefully actually be on time as recent studies show the Newry Busy Bus is literally late 100% of the time.
An Ulsterbus spokesman told Newry Spud:
“The Venga bus is comin’ and everybody’s jumpin’ Camlough through San Fransisco
An interstate free disco, The wheels of steel are turnin’ and traffic lights are burnin’ So if you like to party, Get on and move your body.”