A Newry woman has reached her destiny by managing to put a scented candle in every room in the house we can reveal.

Mary HairyLegs has been on a 6 year mission to make her home ‘candle scented’ and has finally reached her manifest destiny today at 3pm.

Mary told Newry Spud:

“It’s been a rollercoaster of a journey but finally I got there. I’d like to thank Around-A-Pound for their excellent selection of cheap scented candles that has helped me reach this final goal.”


Meanwhile Mary’s husband told us:

“I’m moving out. This place smells like a whores handbag.”

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