Most Newry women drivers have the same skill and capabilities as that of blindfolded and insane monkeys it has been revealed.
Between looking at themselves in every available mirror and taking 45 minutes to reverse park, women in Newry should really question themselves if they are capable of driving.
One Newry female driver Geraldine GearStick told Newry Spud:
“I will be the first to admit I’m not the world’s best driver but to suggest we are on a level par with blindfolded insane monkeys is just hurtful and perhaps painfully accurate.
My boyfriend takes the piss out of my driving but I don’t hear him complaining when I drive up to the Bernish for a spot of dogging.”