Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

A Newry mom has said she is unsure if her 30 year-old daughter is single with no kids by choice or if she’s lesbian after she got her hair cut short we can reveal.

The worried mother said her daughter Bronagh TightFlapps should really be ‘getting a move on’ if she’s to produce some grandchildren and get married but that her new hairstyle has ‘got me really worried.”

The devastated mother told Newry Spud:

“Bronagh has always been a ‘Tom Boy’ but we just put it down to her liking sport and we thought she had a healthy interest in women. But this new haircut has more or less confirmed she’s lesbian. I don’t know how to confront her.”

Meanwhile Bronagh told Newry Spud:

“I’m not lesbian, I just couldn’t be arsed with dickhead men torturing me. I’m up at the Bernish every other night if any men want to meet up LOL.”

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