Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

A surprising yet very deserving businesswoman won tonight’s Newry Business Award for innovation at the glitzy knees up and back slapping exercise in the Canal Court Hotel.

Joanne Flabber-Waps swept all competition aside with her amazing ‘Diddy Sling’ that she created for women who like herself have the added option of ‘tying their breasts around their neck’.

We spoke with a delighted Joanne who told us:

“I’ve always been blessed with a wonderful set of ‘Boulder Busters’ so I created the ‘Diddy Sling’ to enable ladies to tie up their flabber swingers around their necks or to a nearby stationary object for comfort.”

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