Fri. Jan 22nd, 2021


A 26-year old Newry woman has filed for divorce as she is accusing her husband of only two months of being a werewolf.

Surprisingly, the young woman that alleges that she was unaware of his “condition” before she accepted his proposal last February claims she has proof that her partner is in fact a werewolf.

Lisa Lynch claims her husband attacked a local sheep herd on 25th of February, during the last full moon, as she spied on her husband after believing he was having an affair when he disappeared one night.

She explained to the judge that she saw her husband “running naked in the cold weather” and “acting like a wild animal”. She also claims he “attacked several sheep” but fled before doing any harm to the animals when the local farmer noticed his animals were in distress and came to their rescue.

Lisa told Newry Spud:

“I dearly love my husband, but days before the full moon rises, he gets in such an awful mood, it becomes unbearable.  He starts barking after dogs in the estate and his appetite for sex is insatiable. Sometimes, he can spend hours chasing after cats; it just makes me go insane!”

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