Sat. Nov 28th, 2020


A Newry mother has been left puzzled and confused after finding a sock in her 16 year old son’s bedroom that was as ‘hard as a brick’ and could nearly walk by itself.

The woman who was so shocked by the discovery that she took a slight stroke told Newry Spud:

“I’m not too sure what is going on. The sock that I found was under my wee Michael’s bed, it was crusty and hard, almost like a house brick. I asked him how the sock got into such a state but he said it’s the first time he’s ever saw the sock. It’s baffling us all really.”

Meanwhile the woman’s son Michael told us:

“Fucking hell, I’m lucky my oul doll is not that bright baah. She obviously doesn’t know it’s my old trusty jizz catching sock.”

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