Wed. Jan 27th, 2021

A Newry woman has rented a Kango Hammer to get the cornflakes off a bowl her son left unwashed yesterday we can reveal.

The woman discovered the ghastly sight this morning while cleaning her son’s bedroom.

The distraught woman told Newry Spud:

“I’ve tried everything. I’ve used boiling water with three bottles of Fairy liquid but to no avail. I finally called HSS tool hire to get a Kango Hammer to try and get the cornflakes off the fucking bowl baah.

There seems to be an ongoing problem with things being sticky in his bedroom. His fucking socks could walk themselves.”

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