Sat. Dec 5th, 2020


A Newry woman has bought a new set of kitchen scales after watching ‘Great British Bake Off’ last night on TV we can reveal.

Claire FatArms who isn’t known for her culinary skills was just ‘so inspired’ by the programme that she went to Argos first thing this morning to get the scales.


We spoke with Claire’s husband who told us:

“This is clearly another fucking phase she’s going through. The exercise bike I bought her for Christmas is probably the most expensive clothes hanger I’ve ever bought. She burnt my toast this morning so how she’s going to bake fairy cakes I don’t know baah.”

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