Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


A Newry woman has been admitted to Daisy Hill Hospital this morning after breaking her neck while being a nosey bollix we can reveal.

Roisin BigNose was driving along Monaghan Street when she noticed the police talking to another driver at the side of the road. Even though the incident had nothing to do with her she insisted in slowing down and bending her neck so hard to see what was going on that she ended up snapping it.

We spoke with Roisin from her bedside in Daisy Hill and she said:

“I just can’t help myself. Whenever I see anything out of the ordinary I have to rubber-neck and see what’s going on even though it’s none of my fucking business. Even though I’m severely sore and might not walk again I would do it again in heart beat.”

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